(Liste) Musician Humor

What s the difference between a conductor and god.

Musician humor. It s a little bit funny. Whether you re a musician or not we re sure you ll enjoy the music humor on this list. Cash prizes to the top 10 jokes every week. If you know any other good musician comics or jokes be sure to share them in the comment section. From tv show seinfeld to hit movie the blues brothers anonymous gags to laughs about gigs these are the best music jokes in the world. Depeche a la mode. We would greatly appreciate your contribution.

How do you make musicians complain. Twelve tone commercial joke a young child says to his mother mom when i grow up i d like to be a musician she replies well honey you know you can t do both q. God doesn t think he s a conductor. For the star wars. Xy male xx female yyy delilah i m not so excited the disappointer sisters. What is jehovah s witness favorite band. Where it pay to be funny.

Did you hear the one about the viola. Check out these 12 cringeworthy music puns that are so bad you just have to laugh. 27 totally cringe worthy music jokes that you need in your life right now. I bought a rocking chair. The funniest musician jokes ever told part 1 check out some of our favorite jokes on musicians below. I ve got a joke about elton john. Special thanks to sheldon wong of mountain group audio and rick rosen of the rick rosen marketing group for helping to get this whole thing started and to all who have contributed.

We don t want to toot our own horn but we ve been known to tickle the ivories every once in a while. Your taste in music can be determined by your chromosomes. Musician jokes welcome to the worlds largest collection of musician jokes. It keeps playing black sabbath. Music puns may not be your forte but you can t deny their greatness. Staccato s and fermata s 2. What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream.

The best and worst musical jokes. My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with linkin park.